The Uncharismatic Life of a TV Owner

"I'm about to walk into a room with an 80 inch screen. And wait, no, in the first room. That's a bar room," he says. "It's like Logan's run. A girl can appear on it and go, would you like to spend the night with me? I just don't know what to do with it." He adds: "If you have a designer, he's coming into your home to do what a girlfriend would do if she moved in with you"