The Best Fucking Hot Dog I've Ever Had

"It has this massage option on it where you can press the button and it does a massage. It's just shaking the bed like you're in some fucking whorehouse in the 1960s," he says. "So now I got to deal with this shit because she loves the damn thing." He adds: "I get the hiccups and I hate the worst hot dog I've ever had in my life"