How Would You Feel if You, if You Run Out of Bog Roll?

What would a british person say if they wanted to claim something, like maybe a chocolate biscuit or a comfortable chair in the living room? What is bog roll and how would you feel if you ran out of it? If you were chuffed. Ow, very, very excited. E, very good. Absolutely chuffed. I've got tickets to see aniconda for chaff. So chuffed right now. And i shot et shot e salt and vinegar. But it's not shoty. It's another word. The bag of crisps was the hint. Oh, ye, only t tat crisp. Unintentional hint. Bagsy. I've never