Introduction

Coffee with Scott Adams is the best thing that's ever happened. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. It's the dopamine to the day. It makes everything better. That's what happens now, go. Ah, I had to do that like extra fast with extra energy because people are saying they're using my live stream to help them get to sleep. So cruel, cruel. But it's true, but it's cruel. And allegedly Marjorie Taylor Greene called her a little bitch on the floor of Congress. Not publicly, but I think people overheard it. And I thought to myself, stop making me love her. Stop it.