Renting a Gardener Is a Good Idea

I thought gardeners mostly just like trimmed hedges into the shape of animals. I've actually asked my gardener to stop working on my half of the garden because all they do is just like blow shit around. They don't weed. That's what I need them for. The job of the gardener is to slowly gas you to death every Tuesday at 3 a.m. And also, if you're renting your gardener is just part of the deal, right? A lot of the times.