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169: A Perpetual Christmas Civilization That Orbits the Sun

Dear Hank & John

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Two brothers answer your questions, giv do dubious advice and bring you all the week's news from both mars and a f c wimbledon. Did you know that santa claus is from poland? I didn't know that. Yes, he's north polish. What happens to a cat when it eats a bunch of christmas decorations? It gets tinsilitis. That doesn't newo make sense. Is tinsillitus a cat disease? As a cattosee, his tinsel is the stuff you put on trees. Wha, why did asantas helpers feel so sad? Ah, because they were vis was dead. He hesaidt

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