Are You Old and Maybe a Bit Worried About Urinating?

When we were coming up, it was like, well, that guy's selling out an arena. There was a period, I think, when stand ups would then get their TV projects. Now they can just do it on their Instagram. Because it just doesn't work. So then the stand up world was full of really bitter stand ups. Those fuckers. Why isn't this going viral? Help me. If you like it, don't forget to give me a review. I'll do a cameo. But now here's a bit I have to read out. We're sponsored by Squarespace Anti-nappy Rash.