Is Roller Skating Really a Threat?

There's someone upset that roller skating is being destroyed, embasterized by kids who just buy skates. If you'd seen a professional, you wouldn't even bother. It's amazing that anyone took roller skating seriously. That is an oxymoronic like you need to be more serious. Those are serious skates. You're carrying Lady Liberty on your back, you fools. By the way, why don't the Marshall arrest these offenders and take them before the mayor? This is an old person. This is the guy now. Yeah. What's the roller skates arrested? Yeah. Could you imagine that being a threat? Roller skating. Oh my God. What a time.