The Attic Sex Guy

Crunfield, the guy who lives in the attic. That's not a sex addict. That's a sex attic. But that's why they're leaving it more and more disheveled because there's no one to fucking the house. What your parents didn't see was the hand come down with the come hither finger. And then slink back up into the dark. Why isn't anyone coming up to have sex with me? It's for a clock. It's what the latter's there for. Come on.