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220: Haunted Christmas Trees

Dear Hank & John

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Is This a Christmas Tree?

Anonymous yho writes, dear john a, my family and i have found a tree we like for christmas. My question is, should we still get the tree? Will the tree continue to haunt us we take it down to thank you. Artificial tree companies actually do their best to imbue their trees with the souls of the dead. And over time, having this tree in your home, you will come to understand what mission the tree, who is haunting it needs to fulfil,. Then you will fulfil that miss, and then you will write a memoir about the experience.

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