The Fucking Idiot

I would have so much fun on The View. Just to see how mad I could make Joey Behar. Would you rather go on the road with Guy Fieri eating all the food and just doing all that with him? Get sunburn in that car. Or would you? Because I wouldn't want to get in the car with him afterwards and hear what he says about all his week. And be careful what you wish for. I thought this was going to be fucking fun. But if I eat one more sloppy joke, I swear to God. Jesus Christ, that suck man.