We're Dominating This Season

Cynthia, I know it's been difficult being on the bench this whole season. We all see your triple threat potential as a perimeter shooter slash shot blocker slash telekinetic small forward. And I want you to be a starter next year. Which reminds me, let's let some of the junior players get in there. This is a good chance for them to get some experience. It's great. We're winning so much. Woo! But I just want to warn you, my brother-in-law is here. He says he has to report on them, but I think it's mostly so he can say mean things about me into his microphone. So I have finger ant