The Drifting Axis

The Earth's axis rotational axis was heading to Canada. But then thought, nah, what about Canada? Is it an excess of ice hockey or a confusion of moose? That's a good question. I feel like it hit the border and then just realized like, ah, like this is going to be a hassle getting in. We'll head out towards international waters or we can rotate any way we want. The planet's ability to spin has been destroyed by cultural Marxism. Well, there you go. We presented both views and you the listener can decide.