The World's Loneliest Sea Bird

Gannets live on little islands, and conservationists were trying to get more ganets to populate certain islands because the population was disappearing. So they put a one stone gannet painted white with a yellow head, female, in an effort to woo these other gantits to come down and populate the island. It didn't really work, except for one bird called nigel. Nigel spent his life believing a statue to be another female, and he died one of the loneliest loneliest deaths that we have ever am seen.