“Endless But Still” with Brandon Wardell and Jack Wagner
The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
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Can You Do a Lap Dance?
I've never liked strippy strip clubs for the simple reason that when i'm looking at naked women, i want to have ex with them. I remember yet, my first left, my first laboninth. Oa, lap don swet yelap, lap dance tuesdays. Lappd an y in lit lake is a gray sweat pants, old ones. And then you heat up vaseline, an the micaway for 25 seconds, slather the inside, and then you their very form fitting and tight. You go lap dance, and you pay and pay and pay for them to keep going until you ejaculate. Is that cheating, i think?
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