How to Write a Funny Food Joke

It is impossible to make a funny food joke. A bad writer does this, blank page. What am i to write about eating my donut? Got to come up with an idea. No personal system for success can survive adding one person to the process. It's actually literally just about systems. So it's not about me personally. Just like a dog, if i do my work, i get a treat. Now, the treat that i give myself is a a raisin bagle with coffee in the morning. It's just about my favourite thing to do to have a nice bagle. Ou you have to wait for it in the toaster. It's piping hot. And