Petrified Rock

Petrified wood is really heavy but also very expensive. Even small bits of it, you can sell them back to the museum. I had a homie who stole petrified rock outside of a museum and sold it back to them. He got like a couple thousand for the big one that he got. Petrified wood accent stool, $1,200. You have to turn it into a stool though. Jesus was a carpenter. Really? Yeah, he was. What didn't that cost? The stick made by Jesus. It drew to dude. That we do. If we got something made by Jesus... Well, we could sell a little Etsy or whatever, right?