The Unknown Man Jumped Off the Bill

"We're all baffled right there like it i don't know what went wrong and he did it in the church near-the-rder again this man was murdered it must have been by god good lord" "Modern times are a really crazy time to be alive but based on this newspaper alone i'm gonna take uh... being alive today for the win  i just can't get over tj is a damn name they just keep asking what it stands for."