The Motivational Speech

I was wondering what I was going to drink. When I watch you guys, sometimes I'm like, are they taking shots of champagne? And I was like, I don't know if champagne gets me gassy. They're like, what do you want? I love Jack Daniel. No, we know that shit drink. Dude, I walked on the plane yesterday and the two dude flight attendants were sitting there and they had the biggest shit eating grains on their face. As I stepped on the fucking plane. And then they got me in the cockpit. He's like, I was driving the plane? So let me ask you because that's like,. I got 20 things that I go