Navigating Relationships and Travel Troubles

I have survived Coachella and transporting a singular cat across the country, and as I recover mentally and physically, I was in no way prepared for the headlining call today.  A woman calls and asks the age old question, "to send a hey girly text or not ?".  I rarely (if ever) say yes, but in this case I make an exception.  You need to hear this less than mediocre man story to believe it!