“Who knows how many holes actually started wars in Japan…I’m sure many.”

– Dylan Adler, Japanese-Jewish comedian to the stars!

Join us this week on a rip-roaring ride through Japan's hole-tighteningly gay history.

From Buddhist pederasts to sissy samurais and beyond, we explore the kimonos, the scroll paintings, and yes, the hemorrhoidal humor that sustained Japanese homosexuality for over 1,000 years.

My guest and I will also – because everyone keeps asking! – give you a full run-down on how to get laid in medieval Japan. From picking the right lube to just finding somewhere to bathe, it's like talking to two Cosmo Kyoto editors who should have perished centuries ago!

(Except we didn't! And we have the poreless, perky asses to prove it.)

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Do it.

Yeahhhhhh just like that.

Written and hosted by Bash. Edited by Alex Toskas. Guest host: Dylan Adler.

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