How to Fuck a Chimney

Fred Dibner fucks chimneys. That would be an interesting series. Maybe that's why he was obsessed with going up there all the time. Last time I did some paintball, I was sore for the longest time because it was in a valley. It hurt to walk upstairs. Also, I had quite a few welts from being shot. Point blank mostly. It really hurts. One gripe I have with paintball is that there's very little respect for if you get the jump on somebody and you say, hands up, I got you, they turn and shoot you all the same. And you just think, come on now. I got you fair and square.