Why Don't We Fuck and Eat You?

Asparagus smells like medusa's hair and whitecastle burgers. Why does it smellike that, dod? It looks like something you find in a spaceship crash. You go these buck an vegan restaurants and it's like, oh, eat this nasty shid. And then you eat it, and withtin, like, you know, six minutes, if you're an average american sur you're blowing out the stinkest te stinkest pis you've ever smelt. So gross. Also, whitecastle does that to me too. Love, i love meat. I hate vegetables. Part of like cutting down your urine habit is stop eating vegetables. Vegetables the others l