The Dark Lord

I am the great wizard, you siro, a slayer of the Dark Lord. Have you ever chilled like a villain? Yeah. Did you hear the part about how he slew the Dark Lord? Huh? I have a backyard in the front yard, but no dark yard. Well, there are some rumors that Tripp Fang and the Necromancer did it, but Twazai? Yes, we heard it was a great wizard that slew the Dark lord. But you're saying it's me. They're one and the same. You're this dying guy, you did it. And yes, Arnie shits on his hands, up side down, but out of his mouth