How to Send a Horse to a New Girlfriend

Emma gave us like 10 different things she should be giving a gift for. She's trying to check all these boxes with one gift. Are you kidding me? I mean my gut instinct. Send her the horse. That's the only thing that can cover all of these things. Don't send a whole horse in the pony. Or something a horse adjacent like a mule. Mm-hmm. A donkey. Any of these animals will do. Goats are very cute and friendly. Thanks so much Emma.