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The Puritans Fucked Outside
Cavemen were absolutely cave cruising. Sex was a big part of communally bathing and no one left to communally bathe more than the ancient Romans. Also, here's the fact I didn't see coming: Puritans fucked outside. They were fucking on porches in fields, in outhouses. This is also true. Who hasn't? You know? Come on. She's on her knees. What is a cane, if not a third leg? To be fair, you and I can eroticize anything. Heavily eroticized pumpkins at our last live show, which was admirable. Thank you so much.
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