Horoscopes for the World's Continents

This week we are giving horoscopes to the world's continents first Africa with Venus and Mars lined up like snooker balls in a trick shot competition. The approaching full moon might signal that an old friend could do you an ill turn I think this means they're going to get screwed over by the IMF. England have won the rugby world cup after losing the final 15 six to South Africa. An aerial photograph from Google Earth has proved that the pitch at the start of France was too narrow so had it been the correct width Quetto's foot would not have hit the touchline.