I Don't Want My Fucking Meals to Be Like That

"I just want to enjoy my meal, have a nice time. And not turn into like a fucking bagreels TV show in the middle of this restaurant," he says. "If I saw that on the menu, I probably wouldn't order it myself ... because there's no way." He would rather someone just order me some weird shit and then trick me into eating it so that they can be like, well, I may not have sex but hey, now I've eaten bull's testicles!"