The Dangers of Flirting With Your Coworkers

The writer was working at a famous Canadian coffee establishment that may or may not rhyme with plain blorities. The two began to flirt on the clock and it made for some fun sexual tension in an otherwise grueling and boring establishment. After seeing each other for a few weeks, he inevitably asked, what are we? I let him down easy and said it would probably be best to remain just friends. He did not take this well and immediately ran into my front yard and punched a tree embarrassing. Then he ran away a foot into the empty streets in the middle of the night.