What's Boiling My Pig Anuses?

In our world of drones and Boston Dynamics walking robots, anything could be boiling those pig anuses. Our pig anuses call Calamari. Sometimes. Regularly. My dad never forgave me for telling him that the pig anuses areCalamari. And I launched a GoFundMe during that for an audiobook that I'm still working on. Hopefully we'll be out with the next two months or so called The War on Everyone. We're going to do some cool stuff with that money. It's also going to allow me to eat food that's not boiled pigAnuses.