You Make Your Living Saying Dick Into a Microphone

When my baby dops a pop sickle on the ground, she looks at it, and she gives it the perfect amount of brething rom and then just says, shotevexive. Yet it's actually like a really cut way of cussing. I feel like a christopher guess character in waiting for guffman. Youre bastard, people. You just asar your bastard, pe bastard. There's no, there's nobody like there's other words that have substituted that, like p your piece of shitard. Nobody really says the word bastard any more, saying it, saying it feels weird when i say it. But i do like that ugly word,