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562 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Can Someone Please Loop in Tom's Name?

I'd be like, Hey, man, I'm ready to jerk off. Can someone please loop in Tom's name? Someone loop in Tom. Because would you rather? Yeah. Never masturbate again. Or the only time you masturbate is him coaching you. Oh my god. Come on, Tom. He just put his things on. The first time it's going to be quick with me because it's been a long time. You know who I picture? I mean, part of it is that I saw he kind of reminds me of the actor- Quick girl's guy. Kind of him, but the actor who played Santa in Elf, the movie with Will Ferrell.

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