
Juno star Elliot Page, Marina Hyde on holier-than-thou Holly, and the Secret Tory comes clean
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Holly's Guide to Crystals
Holly's Lifestyle brand is an online portal by the name of Wild Moon. She seems as comfortable selling you a ceramic fragrance diffuser, as she is explaining some weapons-grade cobblers about numerology. I note from Holly's Guide to Crystals that Malachite uses vibrational force to sift out and shift any negative elements from the life you've been so brilliantly carving out for yourself. Ironically, someone who appears to have acted solely to avoid tarnishing her own brand has, by those very actions, seen it oxidise much faster than it would have otherwise. Do we actually need meticulously weighted canvassing to tell us how the British public feels about sanctimony? The Secret
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