How to Toast to a Queen Mother

Why don't we toast Princess Eugenie of York? She's getting married and it's made the headlines recently. I went to that posh tea house there, what's it called? Betties. 20 quid for a brew and a couple of butts. It was lovely other than that though. Let me have another sip of me, Dibonny. Did you see recently what happened with bigons? Christopher bigons. Santa Mime aficionado Dame Bigins. And toilet's out there, bisexual. Lavatras. That's the one. Unisex.