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27 - Not Dead (Live from Jangleheart Circus)

Hello From The Magic Tavern

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Mortloor - Yousador's Miracle Whip

Yousador is selling some cut rate shit Mortloor. The second most critical ingredient in Mortloor is mayonnaise. Yousador has been using Miracle Whip. He's been cutting that shit with Miracle Whip. That whip is a very miracle. If you want to make Mortloor... the best way to do it is to find young Mortloor bush and to cut up the roots, mix it with a little Miracle Whip. Be sure to cook it for at least three days for you.

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