The Importance of Axolotls in the Modern World

I went into an aquarium shop the other day. I was trying to buy some fish. Springtails, actually. You know, springtails, those tiny insects? Yes. Why do you buy those? I needed to fertilise some soil. Anyway, they had an axolotl in there. Because I, you know, they're very rare. But it does feel like one person is going in there every week because a joke and asking for axolotls. They're extinct in the wild, apparently. It's only in two canals in Mexico, Susie now, apart from zoos. Another great medieval job was a frog stoner. The animal king was all