Best of: Alien Abductions
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Aliens - A Star Map of the Universe
When nothing happened when Travis pressed all the buttons, he decided to try the lever. He found that when he pushed the lever, the stars moved while staying in their same astrological position. It sounds to me like Travis stumbled upon some sort of super cool interactive star map. That's my Gooley shit. But after a bit, Travis figured he should probably stop screwing around with mysterious buttons and levers. He left it all alone but as soon as he stopped, he heard a noise. The only thing that set him apart physically were his eyes,. which looked slightly larger than normal and were shining bright gold. Like Shia LaBouff. When Travis said the guy was about six
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