How to Get the Hell Out of a Coffin

Shoddily made or cheap coffins may actually already be compromised or start to break or collapse once they're buried due to the immense weight and pressure of the earth covering them. So there's a chance that could work in your favor as well. The goal here is to get yourself into a sitting upright position. And you know it, i say, don't forget to grab a little snack from the snack compartment for the road, because you're probably hungry.