240A-German Fairy Tales: Man of Glass
Myths and Legends
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The Apprentice Charged Azrael With His Horse
Azrael was roused from his nappy nap by the apprentices challenges. He armed himself with seven maces, seven swords and a bow with seven arrows. The battle went exactly as you would expect. It didn't help that he just threw the maces and the swords at the apprentice. And since there's graceful and accurate way to throw 14 maces and swords at somebody, they all missed. Shooting seven arrows went a little better, only because most of them went in the general direction of the apprentice. But they too all missed. After that, azrael just stood there looking as awkward as a pooping pooch's calendar.
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