How to Talk to Yourself Out Loud

When I was a teenager there was one night that I had been hanging out with some friends and didn't have a way home but wasn't allowed to stay. So I ended up just walking around the center of town. In an alleyway in between a church and some other building, I sat down and started talking to myself. The word paradox was spray painted on the brick foundation of the church. When I got up I started walking again before I heard the single Wu-Wee and a police car pulled up next to me. He asked me why I was out so late and I told him. Then he asked me where my friend went. And I'm like, what do you mean