The Importance of Transparency in Dating

I blame dating apps. I used to just go out and be cute with my girls and it was like somebody would come over and it's like, I'm with the girls. Now I'm all like why is nobody coming to talk to me? Why is nobody sending drinks to the table? Like what's going on? And you know, I blame dating apps for making this culture more difficult to navigate. But now I want to have a person that I travel the world with and do wild and kinky and crazy cool things with. So basically like how long was that a situation? Oh, like three months. May he rest in peace.