Ted Cruz's Recall

Ted Cruz is so hateable that for a moment, even his biggest fans hated him by accident. He began doing relatable stuff, like accidentally posting milk porn on the anniversary of 9-11 and encouraging an insurrection against the government. Even people who don't know if mass shootings are bad thinks Ted Cruz f***ing sucks. I probably like Ted Cruz more than most of my colleagues like Ted Cruz and I hate Ted Cruz. There is nothing more dangerous than a reckless asshole who thinks he's smarter than everyone else.