Is Your Manhood a Fishing Rod?

"Like a modern day Sherlock Holmes I put my iPhone torch on and examined the markings hmm after taking a few puffs on my pipe that suddenly appeared out of nowhere" "Most men find this tricky to do because they are afraid that their partner will get harmed in the process but um no I'm I'm a real feminist through and through so you know um we just flip a double-headed coin I shout heads obviously," he says.