Boris Johnson, a Guy So Fucking Rich He's Never Had to Comb His Hair

Boris Johnson, a guy so fucking rich he's never had to comb his hair. Stop being prime minister because of these scandals about them having parties during lockdown. He did finally discover the actual third rail in British politics which is that if you have fun in a way that someone else can't have fun, they will destroy you. And Brian Opped saying that the problem with us was not that we were in charge of Africa, but that we're not anymore. This is a type of guy who exists and can become PM.