The Apple Watch Is Banned From the Bedroom

This Apple Watch has been banned from the bedroom. You have to leave it on charge elsewhere or like during sexy time. When you want to check the time, you just raise your wrist and it turns the thing on. Now when I sleep, I'm like, I toss and turn all night. But everyone just like moves during the night. So I haven't quite nailed my settings and shit. And so Bridget said, every time you rolled over, the room lit up. Like lit up, yeah. The second one. This, I've had it this week only. It's not even, I don't even have the black face. It's like a rose gold face.