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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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The Big Ass PVC Pipe Up My Butt

"I'm gonna kind of address the issues that I'm dealing with in Super immature ways like where I'm lashing out at my middle age. One of the things is you know It's also an examination of my confronting middle age You know how my body's actually breaking down and like bit by bit," he said. "These are just the ideas I'm kicking around for my next hour We got a wrap on that That I am getting double detent But yeah, no big deal."

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One of the things is you know It's also an examination of my confronting middle age You know how my body's actually breaking down and like like bit by bit I'm gonna kind of address the issues that I'm dealing with in Super immature ways like where I'm lashing out at my middle age. Um, it's it's great It's kind of totally push the boundaries and it's gonna be appropriate because it's about being too old to be doing this shit one of the ideas involves going to the uh That because you know in middle age you got to go get the colonoscopy. Yeah And I'm reasonably sure nobody's asked the doctor how big can I go? You know And I'm also reasonably sure that That the doctor is gonna be like, oh, you don't want to put huge things up your butt Yeah, like that's that's not good Yeah, and I'm also reasonably sure that that's not gonna do for me and I'm gonna need a second opinion from pierce Paris I got in trouble with my girl over this one right like um the uh Yeah, like the idea is to kind of train, you know to train to see how big I can go Yeah, and go big you have to dilate your asshole, right? I mean this is what I'm gonna talk to pierce Paris about when I get to vegas you know and um the Like one of my ideas. I was kicking around There's like I wanted to take a gun off the streets by by melting it down and fitting the entire fucking thing up my ass When looking at that it seems totally doable And that way it can incorporate some fun gun shopping You know, but um, I also had an idea of like a clear plastic pvc pipe. Mm clear Yes, you can see it. Yeah, you know and and and the camera in there so the whole fucking like big ass pvc pipe up my butt Yeah, and it could Not be open ended on the back like in the back, you know that the part that goes in Could be sit like it could be like putting a cup in there, right? So So Ostensibly if I had this big clear pvc pipe that was closed up on the end pierce Paris could Blow a load into it And that's fucking awesome, right? You can see it like a nature documentary. Well, right like you see that wouldn't I don't want to speak for pierce But uh, I mean he'll do it I know my my my grud. I was I told my girl. I was like, it's like that's not fucking gay It's not gay dude. It's for entertainment and it's science bro, right? It's very very clinical. Yeah, it's not gay Right Actually, she wouldn't like it. Yeah, she she she put her foot down on that one She said ponnie is putting his flaccid penis And into the pvc pipe just just so that you know so that counts as a goal. Yeah, you know, I've had a dick up my ass Technically, I've been fucked but but but actually blowing a load and there's like actually going too far for my girl But these are just the ideas I'm kicking around for my next hour We got a wrap on that That I am getting double detent But yeah, no big deal. Thank you That That That

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