Unraveling the Mysteries of Epstein's Death and Political Implications

Your AI chatbot just had a Nazi meltdown and the FBI officially buried the Epstein files. This is the financial playbook for when reality itself starts to feel like a psyop.

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Episode Highlights:

🤖 Grok Meltdown: X’s AI goes off the rails, fake news fallout, CEO quits

📈 ETH’s Revenge Arc: Our $20K target & why Wall Street’s loading up

💰 Treasury Company Strategy: MSTR & SBET’s playbook for printing gains

💥 Full-Porting Retirement: 26% in a day?! Risk, sizing, and “baby leverage”

🏡 Real Estate = Trap? Why AI might break the housing game

💸 SPX = New Cash: The 70/30 portfolio is officially obsolete

🤫 Epstein Cover-Up? FBI says case closed — we’re not buying it

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Timestamps:·

· 00:00 - Intro: Aperol Spritz & Hot Mic Scares

· 01:04 - Sponsor: ZBiotics (Code: ALFALFA)

· 03:16 - The L-Theanine + Coffee Brain Hack

· 05:05 - Debating Zyn & Nicotine Addiction: "I think they're called cravings."

· 08:18 - Elon's Gaming Fraud: "He hired a guy to play for him."

· 10:31 - Tesla's Biggest Bull is Getting Tired of Elon

· 12:20 - Elon, DeSantis & The Balanced Budget Amendment

· 15:50 - "A balanced budget is Wall Street's version of virtue signaling."

· 19:00 - The "Cut, Grow, Print" Economic Framework

· 23:37 - Crypto Euphoria: "What is Bitcoin price? 500k? No f*cking way."

· 25:20 - The ETH Revenge Arc: Vibe Shifts & Fixing Value Accrual

· 29:28 - The Bull Case: Why TradFi Will Acquire ETH Treasuries

· 33:30 - The Treasury Company Meta: Decoding the MSTR & SBET Playbook

· 36:00 - How to Trade the "ATM" Dilution Strategy

· 42:37 - Position Sizing: How Much Conviction is Too Much?

· 49:16 - The Case for "Baby Leverage" in Your Portfolio

· 53:35 - "SPX is the New USD, BTC is the New SPX" - Is this portfolio optimal?

· 57:53 - DEBATE: Is Real Estate a Giant Shell Game?

· 01:11:18 - MAIN TOPIC: Grok Goes Full Hitler

· 01:29:40 - The Epstein "Cover-up": The FBI's Laughable Conclusion

· 01:37:13 - ANNOUNCEMENT: Alfalfa Palooza & Sign-Off

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