The Conspiracy Theorist

No police have ever come into my artisanal ham shop before. Is there anyone on the force that you work with that is a conspiracy theorist? I believe some like chemtrails are like that 9-11 was an inside job. You're in the squad car for 12 hours. You talk about aliens. His buddy who works over at Nellis at the fire department can tell you all about aliens, too. He might believe in them anyway. Well, because it might believes in them.