Frank Luntz and the Social Programs

"Once I get my friends dangerously drunk on Everclear at the end of a night and they wake up in horrible pain, I tell them it's going to take some good, you know, I don't have good will on their behalf to forgive me for poisoning them," he says. "And just real quick, here's something in terms of behind the bastards, I would definitely a fucking classify Frank Luntz as a bastard ... He has a full size diner, an actual diner built on his property, like a fantasy diner, with a working soda gun and everything."