The Bruins-Doons Circus

The surveillance state is everywhere, permeating every facet of our society. The latest recruit to the all-seeing eye of the man is none other than nature's adorable forest monsters. Bears at Yellowstone National Park have been putting on their own circus complete with balancing ball act and dance numbers. Connecticut cops are using a bear called Bear 119 as a sleeper agent in an investigation into whether they were engaged in a conspiracy to commit one of the biggest threats to American national security.